Gaza 21 Aug

For those who feel nothing has changed in the media, I got this from a friend when I was still working (Jul 2004).

A guy in Paris sees a pit bull terrier attacking a toddler.

He kills the pit bull and saves the child’s life.

Reporters swarmed the fellow.

“Tell us! What’s your name? All Paris will love you!  Tomorrow’s headline will be: “Parisian Hero saves Girl from Vicious Dog!”

The guy says “Well, I’m not from Paris.”

Reporters: “That’s OK, then the whole of France will love you and tomorrow’s headline will read: “French Hero saves Girl from Vicious Dog!”

The guy says “I’m not from France, either.”

Reporters: “That’s OK also, All Europe will love you. Tomorrow’s headline will shout European Hero saves Girl from Vicious Dog!”

The guy says “I’m not from Europe, either.”

Reporters: “So, where ARE you from?”

The guy says “I’m from Israel.”

The next day’s headlines read:

“Israeli Murders a Dog, Leaves a Girl Bleeding”

“Israeli Brings Violence to Paris: A pet is Murdered, Girl Wounded”

“Israeli Attack: One Dead, A Wounded Toddler Rescued”


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